World domination plans

Boldly going where no non-profit has gone before

2002	- cluster Debian
2002	- All Linux distributions start using dpkg
2003	- Microsoft wakes up and and replaces MIS
                 with dpkg/apt
2005	- Everyone is now using a free OS and joins the
                 free software community
2006	- apt gets a "teahotearlgrey" command
2008	- End world hunger