Some random reactions

Some emails are just.... weird

      Dear Wichert,

      please help some freinds and i settle a dispute that we are
      having. We were discussing the xsexiness of people who had
      their own linux distribution and the top 2 contenders came
      down to you, Wichert Akkerman and Patrick (Volkswagon)
      Volkerding.  (there wasnt really that much competition..that
      mandrake guy is as ugly as a _insert something ugly here_). 

      We were hoping that  you could reply to this email and
      enclose some pictures of yourself (preferably naked so that
      we can superimpose a number of different outfits upon you)
      so that we can put it to a vote which of you is sexier...
      you or the volkswagon.